“It felt fantastic!” *Laughs in rich*

YA’LL. I AM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD AT MY DESK THIS MORNING AND HERE’S WHY.

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Oprah stopped by Ellen’s Show Me More Show to answer some ~burning~ questions, which resulted in Queen O sharing the most RIDICULOUS rich-person story THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD:

(Peep the 2:55 mark.)

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It all started with a simple question: “What’s your ATM PIN number?”

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Any mere peasant, like you or I, would know the answer to that question INSTANTLY.

Any mere peasant, like you or I, would know the answer to that question INSTANTLY.

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But I guess if you’re rich like Oprah and Ellen, you just don’t have one??? I guess it’s a thing??? IDK, I’M CLEARLY NOT RICH.

But I guess if you're rich like Oprah and Ellen, you just don't have one??? I guess it's a thing??? IDK, I'M CLEARLY NOT RICH.

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Anyway, this is where this rich-person story escalates.

Anyway, this is where this rich-person story escalates.

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After the PIN question, Oprah (being Oprah) flipped the interview and asked Ellen when the last time she stopped by a bank was. Ellen’s response? “A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.”

After the PIN question, Oprah (being Oprah) flipped the interview and asked Ellen when the last time she stopped by a bank was. Ellen's response? "A LONG, LONG TIME AGO."

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Well, Oprah shared with Ellen that she went to the bank recently for the first time since 1988!!! NINETEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT!!!!!! I guess banks and ATM PINs are only for poor people!?!?

Well, Oprah shared with Ellen that she went to the bank recently for the first time since 1988!!! NINETEEN EIGHTY-EIGHT!!!!!! I guess banks and ATM PINs are only for poor people!?!?

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So now you’re probably wondering: Why did Oprah decide to go to the bank for the first time in nearly THREE DECADES???

So now you're probably wondering: Why did Oprah decide to go to the bank for the first time in nearly THREE DECADES???

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Oh, JUST TO DEPOSIT ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Like, LITERALLY just to do it. LMAO.

Oh, JUST TO DEPOSIT ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Like, LITERALLY just to do it. LMAO.

Ellen: What did you go to the bank for?

Oprah: To deposit a million dollars. I just wanted to go there and just do it.

Ellen: Really? Like a check?

Oprah: Yeah, I just wanted to go there just to do it.

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AND SHE STOOD IN LINE.

AND SHE STOOD IN LINE.

Ellen: You stood in line?

Oprah: I stood in line.

Ellen: And deposited $1 million?

Oprah: Yeah, just to do it!

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AND OPRAH LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.

AND OPRAH LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.

Ellen: Wow! How did that feel?

Oprah: It felt fantastic! It was fantastic!

Ellen: I bet it did! That's fantastic!

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Just kidding… IT WAS ACTUALLY TWO MILLION DOLLARS. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLMAO.

Just kidding... IT WAS ACTUALLY TWO MILLION DOLLARS. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLMAO.

*Laughs in rich*

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What kind of rich life.

What kind of rich life.

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